Hilarious horoscopes and love matches from the UK! http://www.crazyhoroscopes.com Mon, 26 Apr 2010 12:29:43 +0100 http://www.crazyhoroscopes.com/images/title-tiny.gif http://www.crazyhoroscopes.com http://www.crazyhoroscopes.com/display-horoscope.php?id=1 It only takes a second to replace your shoes with radioactive bananas. Smile at everyone you meet and gently proclaim "I... http://www.crazyhoroscopes.com/display-horoscope.php?id=2 Your current outlook is bleak. Filling your eyesockets with oregano may seem like a good idea but when Mars aligns with Mercury... http://www.crazyhoroscopes.com/display-horoscope.php?id=3 Positive attitudes and chicken suits will remind you of coal miners and peanuts. Rejoice and praise the coming of tadpoles... http://www.crazyhoroscopes.com/display-horoscope.php?id=4 Romantic prospects will soar this week so its better to be in a position where you can at least develop strong enough chin... http://www.crazyhoroscopes.com/display-horoscope.php?id=5 Rubbing yourself with castor oil will not protect you from aliens. But you may notice an increase in the number of horses... http://www.crazyhoroscopes.com/display-horoscope.php?id=6 Mercury is in retrograde and is on your side. Keeping a gibbon by your keyboard can be a good way to predict the immediate... http://www.crazyhoroscopes.com/display-horoscope.php?id=7 Stop flushing gooseberries down the toilet! Venus is out of alignment with the horsehead nebula which means it will no longer... http://www.crazyhoroscopes.com/display-horoscope.php?id=8 Before you allow any more French bananas to fly out of the kitchen and weld themselves to your chin, consider the possibility... http://www.crazyhoroscopes.com/display-horoscope.php?id=9 Jupiter's influence over you has weakened. If you have accidentally said the word "octopus" in the last 24 hours then consider... http://www.crazyhoroscopes.com/display-horoscope.php?id=10 Your recent behaviour has not been good. Its easier to rub pig vomit on your foot than it is to contract leprosy from badgers.... http://www.crazyhoroscopes.com/display-horoscope.php?id=11 Babboons made from orange peel can increase your level of sexual attraction. You will soon meet a splendid new friend who... http://www.crazyhoroscopes.com/display-horoscope.php?id=12 Forcing your Grandma to dress up as a clown could cause you to grow testicles on your elbows. This may increase your awareness...