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Legal Info and Privacy Policy

Simple Summary
This website is only for comedy purposes, so don't take it seriously. If you want to use my material for a personal project or something similar then, just ask me OK. You can contact me at:
OK brace yourself, here is the complicated version...

Any references made to '' within this section shall be referred to as 'this website' and/or 'This website'.

Terms Of Use
By using this website, you agree to be legally bound by these terms, which shall take effect immediately on your first use of this website.

Use Of This Website
You may not copy, reproduce, republish, download, post, broadcast, transmit, make available to the public, or otherwise use any of the content on this website in any way except for your own personal, non-commercial use. You also agree not to adapt, alter or create a derivative work from any of the content from this website except for your own personal, non-commercial use.
All other use requires prior explicit written permission from the author of this website.

This website is intended for personal entertainment purposes only. Accuracy of information or advice on website is not guaranteed. Under no circumstances will the owner of this website be held responsible and/or liable for any of the following losses or damage (whether such losses where foreseen, foreseeable, known or otherwise): (a) loss of data; (b) loss of revenue or anticipated profits; (c) loss of business; (d) loss of opportunity; (e) loss of goodwill or injury to reputation; (f) losses suffered by third parties; or (g) any indirect, consequential, special or exemplary damages arising from the use of this website regardless of the form of action.

Privacy Policy
This website considers all email transmitted via its service to be private correspondence between the sender and recipient. If you choose to email us and provide personally identifiable information about yourself, we will not sell, rent or otherwise disclose that information to third parties. All personal information transmitted via this website is considered private and confidential and will not be sold, rented or disclosed to any third parties.

Links To External Websites
This website provides links to third party web sites that are not officially affiliated with this website. This website makes no representations as to the quality, suitability, functionality or legality of any external sites to which it may provide links, or to any services they may offer, and are not responsible for the content of such sites. Upon visiting a third party website you are automatically subject to that site's privacy policy and terms of use.

Emailing The Webmaster/Author Of This Site
Any information submitted by email to the author and/or webmaster of this website may be subject to being published on this website, at the sole discretion of the author and/or webmaster.

The Right To Change The Legal Terms Without Notice
The authors and/or creators of this website may add to, change, amend or remove any part of the Legal Disclaimer and Terms Of Use listed on this page at any time, temporarily or permanently, at any time, without notice and without liability. Any changes to the Legal Disclaimer and Terms Of Use, or any terms posted on this website, apply as soon as they are posted. By continuing to use this website after any changes are posted, you automatically acknowledge your acceptance of those changes.

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