This is the kind of poetry you would write if you were mashed up on ecstacy pills, crack and absinthe. This was originally written as a joke but for some reason, people are actually using it to send erotic, emo poems to each other. Personally I wouldn't touch it, unless I was deeply in love with a beautiful, tall, slim girl who had a really good sense of humour and zero temper... (*sigh* Easter bunny, tooth fairy, Santa Claus, etc).

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A burning fire inside me, drips with fleshly sin for thy delicate caressing touch

To gaze upon virgin rays of morning light, illuminating thy body like a temple, is heaven on earth

My thoughts dominated by your sweet love-drenched lips, like the gentle warm kiss of the rising sun

Like hungry wolves, I, the predator feed upon the velvet whispers of thy silken hair. Hoping... praying...and forever dreaming




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