This is the kind of poetry you would write if you were mashed up on ecstacy pills, crack and absinthe. This was originally written as a joke but for some reason, people are actually using it to send erotic, emo poems to each other. Personally I wouldn't touch it, unless I was deeply in love with a beautiful, tall, slim girl who had a really good sense of humour and zero temper... (*sigh* Easter bunny, tooth fairy, Santa Claus, etc).

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I lie on a bed of lust, on a pillow of tears, eternally bleeding from the cruelty of thy absence

Thy body, the temple of Aphrodite. My sensual hands, the worshippers. Thy pleasure, my holy communion

For one kiss from thy ruby lips, would drive any mortal being to drink thy absinthe from them again and again

Such beauty could entice even the devil himself into giving his soul for you. Just so he could look upon your delicate face

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