This is the kind of poetry you would write if you were mashed up on ecstacy pills, crack and absinthe. This was originally written as a joke but for some reason, people are actually using it to send erotic, emo poems to each other. Personally I wouldn't touch it, unless I was deeply in love with a beautiful, tall, slim girl who had a really good sense of humour and zero temper... (*sigh* Easter bunny, tooth fairy, Santa Claus, etc).
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Tangled within the dark wings of lustful desire, I await thy arrival my love
I would die to feel thy velvet touch. Floating like a a cushion of air around my neck
I crave each lascivious taste of thy silken neck, thy scarlet lips, thy electric eyes
Oh dear sweet lover! To woo you. To kiss you. To touch you, is all this humble servant lives for
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