This is the kind of poetry you would write if you were mashed up on ecstacy pills, crack and absinthe. This was originally written as a joke but for some reason, people are actually using it to send erotic, emo poems to each other. Personally I wouldn't touch it, unless I was deeply in love with a beautiful, tall, slim girl who had a really good sense of humour and zero temper... (*sigh* Easter bunny, tooth fairy, Santa Claus, etc).
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May these sweet words caress you like the strong winding twines of lascivious sin
Each cloud-like touch of mine, dies to explore every inch of thy sacred valleys and holy arches
The four horsemen may bring forth the Apocalypse, but my aching soul would still wander the earth, craving thy deep kisses
Fulfill thy own desires and help quench this humble servant's thirst. I live, only to please you, my love
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