This is the kind of poetry you would write if you were mashed up on ecstacy pills, crack and absinthe. This was originally written as a joke but for some reason, people are actually using it to send erotic, emo poems to each other. Personally I wouldn't touch it, unless I was deeply in love with a beautiful, tall, slim girl who had a really good sense of humour and zero temper... (*sigh* Easter bunny, tooth fairy, Santa Claus, etc).

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Thy heart is the parchment upon which I burn these words of lust with the quill of passion

Could it be, you were cast out from heavenly clouds for causing envy amongst angels?

For one kiss from thy ruby lips, would drive any mortal being to drink thy absinthe from them again and again

Poisoned by the love from thy sweet nectar, I anticipate thy shadow cast upon me by flickering candlelight

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