This is the kind of poetry you would write if you were mashed up on ecstacy pills, crack and absinthe. This was originally written as a joke but for some reason, people are actually using it to send erotic, emo poems to each other. Personally I wouldn't touch it, unless I was deeply in love with a beautiful, tall, slim girl who had a really good sense of humour and zero temper... (*sigh* Easter bunny, tooth fairy, Santa Claus, etc).

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With burning lustful desire and the pain of your absence, I bathe this canvas in my love-soaked thoughts

Oh my sweet love! To hold you. To touch you. To feel our tongues dancing together with ecstasy

The four horsemen may bring forth the Apocalypse, but my aching soul would still wander the earth, craving thy deep kisses

Such beauty could entice even the devil himself into giving his soul for you. Just so he could look upon your delicate face

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