This is the kind of poetry you would write if you were mashed up on ecstacy pills, crack and absinthe. This was originally written as a joke but for some reason, people are actually using it to send erotic, emo poems to each other. Personally I wouldn't touch it, unless I was deeply in love with a beautiful, tall, slim girl who had a really good sense of humour and zero temper... (*sigh* Easter bunny, tooth fairy, Santa Claus, etc).
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As Winter spreads her icy wings, within the midst of lust and her embrace
Each cloud-like touch of mine, dies to explore every inch of thy sacred valleys and holy arches
Oh heavenly love! Upon forbidden fruits, I long to sink my teeth. I the giver - You the taker
I, the predator within, rising from loins of animalistic lust at the gleam of thy radiant smile
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Random Guy Joke #83
Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men who are sensitive, caring, and good looking?A: Because those men already have boyfriends.

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