This is the kind of poetry you would write if you were mashed up on ecstacy pills, crack and absinthe. This was originally written as a joke but for some reason, people are actually using it to send erotic, emo poems to each other. Personally I wouldn't touch it, unless I was deeply in love with a beautiful, tall, slim girl who had a really good sense of humour and zero temper... (*sigh* Easter bunny, tooth fairy, Santa Claus, etc).

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The shock of thy seduction rages deep within my soul like a virile galloping stallion

One moment of passion upon thy winged scent of love, sends warm rushes of blood to thirsty loins

Even the flowers, envy thy luscious fragrance and bow down to worship thee, should you grace them with your presence

It is with these words, I caress you, think of you, and cross oceans of time to love you

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