This is the kind of poetry you would write if you were mashed up on ecstacy pills, crack and absinthe. This was originally written as a joke but for some reason, people are actually using it to send erotic, emo poems to each other. Personally I wouldn't touch it, unless I was deeply in love with a beautiful, tall, slim girl who had a really good sense of humour and zero temper... (*sigh* Easter bunny, tooth fairy, Santa Claus, etc).
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With loves first kiss, I crave for you. With the icy touch of lust, I burn for thee
Your beautiful delicate skin fires passion within my soul! Could such beauty be the work of Royalty? Nay - such charm is the sign of an angel!
I gaze upon thy jeweled eyes, with sinful thoughts of thy icy kisses upon my neck
For even if the devil himself tears out my heart, it would still beat for you a million times and call your name in the night
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