This is the kind of poetry you would write if you were mashed up on ecstacy pills, crack and absinthe. This was originally written as a joke but for some reason, people are actually using it to send erotic, emo poems to each other. Personally I wouldn't touch it, unless I was deeply in love with a beautiful, tall, slim girl who had a really good sense of humour and zero temper... (*sigh* Easter bunny, tooth fairy, Santa Claus, etc).

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Passion engulfs me with thy sweet scent of aphrodisia, and burning flames of desire

Mere gazes from neath thy silken shroud, awakening tingling electric arcs within me

With the light of love as my guide, the feather of angels as my pen, and the blood of Aphrodite as ink, I weave my thoughts for you

My lustful murmurs of love will soon embrace thy ears, like a storm of delicate butterflies courting in the sunlight




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