This is the kind of poetry you would write if you were mashed up on ecstacy pills, crack and absinthe. This was originally written as a joke but for some reason, people are actually using it to send erotic, emo poems to each other. Personally I wouldn't touch it, unless I was deeply in love with a beautiful, tall, slim girl who had a really good sense of humour and zero temper... (*sigh* Easter bunny, tooth fairy, Santa Claus, etc).

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With burning lustful desire and the pain of your absence, I bathe this canvas in my love-soaked thoughts

For only thy sensual touch through my hair and upon my neck could quench my crying libido

Oh beautiful heavenly being! I stand before thee, a hungry lustful beast. My mouth wet with anticipation.

My scarlet loins eternally bleed upon thy shores. For only a true angel could make me feel this way




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