This is the kind of poetry you would write if you were mashed up on ecstacy pills, crack and absinthe. This was originally written as a joke but for some reason, people are actually using it to send erotic, emo poems to each other. Personally I wouldn't touch it, unless I was deeply in love with a beautiful, tall, slim girl who had a really good sense of humour and zero temper... (*sigh* Easter bunny, tooth fairy, Santa Claus, etc).

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Thy sweet innocent scent alone would drive the Goddess Aphrodite herself to bleed tears of envy

I would die to feel thy velvet touch. Floating like a a cushion of air around my neck

Oh heavenly love! Upon forbidden fruits, I long to sink my teeth. I the giver - You the taker

It is with these words, I caress you, think of you, and cross oceans of time to love you




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