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SAGITTARIUS - YOUR DAILY HOROSCOPEJupiter has a preference for people with hairy toenails. Staple a block of jelly to your nipples and pretend you own an oil refinery. This will ensure your intestines are filled with yoghurt.
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Random Guy Joke #162
Guy: Hey babe, I'd sure love to get into your pants!Girl: No thanks, I've already got one ass in there!