19 Feb - 20 Mar
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PISCES - YOUR DAILY HOROSCOPENeptune has entered a bad phase! Don't glue live goats to your toilet seat, as this will be extremely uncomfortable if you need to take a dump. Your dog will also thank you for it and will reward you with a pot of lard.
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Random Guy Joke #82
Q: What's the first thing you do after greeting a man?A: Remove his eyeballs from your cleavage.

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